d1ctz1on@r? poft1m!

cumnatul unui vecin al fratelui uneia dintre prietenele mele ( ..ca sa vezi ce mare’i lumea si ce de-a lume a auzit de paginuta asta) a citit blogul  si s-a gandit ca ar fi bine sa-mi spuna cate ceva despre cum „a luat-o pe aratura” limba romana printre tineri, de cand cu netul.

nu va plictisesc, va dau copy-paste email-ului sau. deh, tehnologia.

Ma gandeam la ce era acum 10 ani, prin ‘97-’98, cand imi incepeam aventura internetica prin internet-club (da, alea cu preturi exorbitante – cred ca era in jur de 15.000 ora – si acum mi se pare mult). Ma confruntam cu o problema: mIRC-ul aparuse deja de vreo 2 ani de zile si o multime de lume folosea tot felul de prescurtari, abrevieri, foarte uzuale in comunitatea mircistica, dar pe care eu nu le prea stiam.

Despre unele am intrebat ce inseamna, altele le-am prins pe parcurs. Astazi vorbesc un pic despre abrevieri pe internet sau limbajul codat din conversatii (internet slang), poate mai sunt oameni care nu cunosc tot ce vad. Nu o sa le pot scrie pe toate (exista extrem de multe), ci doar pe cele mai uzuale sau interesante . Sa purcedem la drum:

ASL – Age, Sex, Location, cea mai comuna forma de a deschide discutia in trecut, forme derivate A/S/L, asl pls (age sex location please), A/S/L/M/H (Age, Sex, Location, Music, Hobbies), etc
AATK – Always At The Keyboard
AFAIR – As Far As I Remember
AIM – AOL Instant Messenger
AKA – Also Known As
AOL – America Online
BAK – Back At The Keyboard
BBL – Be Back Later, derivate BBN (Bye Bye Now),BBS (Be Back Soon),BBSL (Be Back Sooner Or Later)
B-DAY – Birthday
BF – Boyfriend
BM – Bite Me
BRB – Be Right Back (cred ca cea mai folosita chestie pe IM)
BRBRB – Bathroom, Be Right Back
BTW – By The WayC – See
CC – I Understand

CICO – Coffee In, Coffee Out
CU – See You
D/L – Download sau DL, DWL (Download)
DA – The
DAQ – Dumb Asked Question
F2F – Face To Face
FAQ – Frequently Asked Question(s)
G2G – Gotta Go sau GTG, ori GTR (Got To Run)
G4U – Good For You
GF- Girl Friend
GG- Good Game sau un vecin cu el: GGL (Good Game Loser)
H/O – Hold On
HW – Homework
H8 – Hate
HHJJ – Ha Ha Joking
ID10T – ghici
ILU – I Love You, cu variante ILY,ILUVU, I<3U, <3U
IM – Instant Message
IMO – In My Opinion, sau poate IMHO (In My Humble Opinion), IMHARO (In My Humble And Respectful Opinion)

IOH – I’m Outta Here
IOW – In Other Words
IRL – In Real Life
ISP – Internet Service Provider
J/C – Just Checking
J/K – Just Kidding
J/P – Just Playing
K – OK
KEWL – Cool
L8R – Later
KFY – Kiss For You
LMHO – Laughing My Head Off
LMHOROF – Laughing My Head Off Rolling On The Floor
LMHOROTF – Laughing My Head Off And Rolling On The Floor
LMBO – Laughing My Butt Off
LMFHO – Laughing My Freaking Head Off
LOL – Laugh Out Loud (celebru, eh?)
LOLOL – Lots Of Laugh Out Louds
LOTFLOL – Lying On The Floor Laughing Out Loud
LOOL – Laughing Outrageously Out Loud

M$ – Microsoft
M/F – Male Or Female
M8 – Mate or Friend
MD@U – Mad At You
MUAH – Kiss (Mwah!)
N/A – Not Available
NP – No Problem
NFW – No Freaking Way
NSFW – Not Safe For Work (despre poze si filmulete – daca sa le deschizi in spatii publice ori ba)
NVM – Nevermind
O&O – Over And Out
OMG – Oh My God, Oh My Goodness
P/W – Password
P2P – Peer To Peer
PAL – Parents Are Listening
PANB – Parents Are Nearby
PLS – Please sau PLZ
PM – Private Message
ROFL – Rolling On The Floor Laughing
ROFLMBO – Rolling On Floor, Laughing My Behind Off
ROFLOL – Rolling On The Floor Laughing Out Loud
ROTF – Rolling On The Floor
ROTFL – Rolling On The Floor Laughing
ROTFLMBO – Rolling On The Floor, Laughing My Behind Off
ROTFLOL – Rolling On The Floor Laughing Out Loud
S4L – Spam For Life
SFX – Sound Effects
SUP – What’s Up

TLK2UL8R – Talk To You Later
TNX – Thanks sau TX
TTYL – Talk To You Later ori TTYS (Talk To You Soon)
U – You
U/L – Upload
U2 – You Too
W/ – With
W/E – Whatever
W/O – Without
W2F – Way Too Funny
W8 – Wait
WB – Welcome Back
WTF – What The F*ck
WW – Wrong Window
X – Kiss (De obicei mai multi: xxxx)
XOXO – Hugs And Kisses
YHM – You Have Mail
YR – Yeah Right
ZZZ – Really Sleeping, Bored, Tired